A few weeks ago, my nearly two-year old daughter and I were walking past a mirror when she glimpsed her reflection. Naturally she stopped to admire herself, big grin and all.
Me: Who is that?
Her: That's me! [with all the enthusiasm a two-year old could muster]
Me: And what's your name?
Her: [Very matter of factly] PRETTY!
Vain, but true.