Details baby-related pet peeves and shares mommy advice, all the while demonstrating my sarcastic wit and occassional serious side.
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
Hunched over the toilet this evening, fighting nausea, daring not to breathe, I am forced to face the harsh reality that motherhood has robbed me of any right to privacy. Completely oblivious to the sights, smells and sounds coming from my body, my children bounced over and around me like I was a jungle gym. How is that possible?