Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Quotes of the Week

On playing tennis with the kids' tennis group this weekend:

Stinky: "Mom, those kids made you look like an amateur!"


Regarding flu shot consequences:

Doc: "Other than the shot, how was your day?"

Blinky: "Horrible! Everything is just horrible!"


And then this gem from one of my expat friends here at our kids' soccer game:

Friend: "Why do the white women here have so many babies?"

Cue a pregnant lady walking by on kid #5.


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