While playing laser tag with the kids:
Me: "Come on guys, it's my turn to shoot!"
Stinky: "Now you sound like one of us."
Me: Son, the say will come when I'll have to chase you out of the bathroom."
Stinky: "Yeah, but you'll be too old to catch me."
Stinky: "I don't understand why I have to shower, comb my hair and brush my teeth everyday. Which dummy invented that?"